Cyriaque Lamar's discussions

Whoops! Fixed. Read more

I know, right? He loved those damn vegetables. I bet that was his birthday present to Andrea. Read more

I'm 99% banning you because you're looking for a fight, 1% banning you because you're implying I like dubstep. Read more

Also, "Hanging Out With Halo Jones!"

Apologies, the newsroom woke up 45 minutes ago. Adding this. Read more

"THEY CREATE A SENSATION!" + dirt-stained seat of pants = man, copywriters nowadays have just lost it. Read more

If you're sick of Johnny Depp, articulate away, but we're not interested in speculating how great it would be if certain people died. Read more

Also, Lance Henriksen eating a guy. That's my baseline criterion for all films. Read more

Some observers have given Superman the metallic moniker, "The Man of Steel." I can't make this up! Read more

On a similar note, Julia Stiles was the mouthpiece of the cyberpunk threat of the early 1990s.

According to the Gawker Server Deities, if you're seeing pinched images, they should be back in a second. Thank you for your patience. Read more

PBF, btw - [pbfcomics.com] Read more

$10 this is the plot.

To wit.

I don't know what vampire canon you roll with, but I defer to "Dracula: Dead and Loving It." Read more

Well, in the comic Dale and Andrea had a deeper connection. Here, he just sort of clenched his teeth at her every now and again. Read more

Your revisionist songwriting always makes me giggle, but I completely lost my shit over this. Comment of the Day. Read more

The Touch Tunnel! My cousin (who was 10 at the time) once threw up in there and closed it for a few hours. There were many sad children that day. Read more

Awesome, thanks for the heads up! And great work! Read more

Thanks for the reminder! Read more