Cyriaque Lamar's discussions

As of what's cooking thus far, yes, mods will have certain tools at their disposal. The power to initiate "Mad Men" style fisticuffs in real time may be among them.

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You're in luck! I suppose this as good a time as any to announce Gawker Media's "My Clone Jr." initiative. Personal clones will roll out 4th Quarter 2012, our "Famous Cowhands of the Old West" line hits slightly before Black Friday. Read more

And 6.) No matter what iterations this site goes through, there will always be a place for that giant ball of fanfic-inspired porn on io9. Read more

Cool, but calling these toy helicopters is way underselling what's going on here. Read more

I'm just going to assume you're a time traveler, slumming it in the past. Read more

Hey, it's the guy who invented that joke in 1587! How did you get access to a time machine? Read more

This here is the comment of the dog-damn day. Read more

Ha, the egg's on my face now! Read more

Whoops! Thanks. Read more

Re: the head photo, from the NYPL: "Head of the Statue of Liberty on display in a park in Paris. (1883)." Read more

Yeah, we noted that the torch was in Philly. The NYPL notes that the rest were in France. Read more

Nice! Someone should really write a Doctor Who episode in which the Statue of Liberty turns into a giant Weeping Angel. Read more

Aw shucks, thanks dude. Read more

Oh come now, this is the gentlest of ribbing. Read more

I was going for flavor, but I figured "firing a seminal salvo" was a bit too much. Corrected, begrudgingly. Read more

He's definitely giving off a "Woodrow Wilson on 'roids" kind of vibe. Read more

True, but I wouldn't really categorize that as a major appearance. Read more

You should try playing Excitebike nine hours a day like I do. Keeps my nerves in check. Read more

Oh, that is wonderful. It feels like they're about to go hang out at Pop Tate's Malt Shoppe, doppelgangers and all. Read more