Cyriaque Lamar's discussions

The massive gulf between these characters' power levels really seals the deal here. Read more

And for years I assumed Jack Nicholson played the role of a giant ceramic penis. You learn something new every day! Read more

Joy Division's "Sorghum Will Tear Us Apart" was HUGE in that reality. Read more

Do you have a pithy "[Pun on subject matter]: [Intellectual Gobbledegoo] paper title? I always loved those. Read more

See the footnotes! Read more

Fact: it was the much more innocent predecessor to the internet phenomenon that shall not be named. Read more

Every year, the city of San Diego hires the band to chase a phantom out of Petco Park. It's inevitable.

"Batmen and Buttplugs" was delayed a week because of the holiday. It's having a huge Comic-Con rollout though! Read more

The 1970s were an extremely strange time to be alive. From what I understand, the first few years were half-animated, like Cool World. Read more

I'm psyched for Rocket Raccoon, but this has dashed my hopes for Charlie-27: The Musical to smithereens. Read more

She's been hypnotized by that nefarious "photographic freak." Read more

No, but there is an over-long fight scene that manages to be quite the rib-tickler. Read more

Honestly, that panel alone was the reason for writing this. Read more

We are truly living in a golden age. Read more

You'd at least think he'd be able to use his psychic rapport on some morning doves for back-up vocals, but of course not. Read more

Oh, that is something priceless. Read more

If we can find a sensible narrative way to bring Bigfoot into the future, I will embezzle the fuck out of Gawker for venture capital. Read more

The Barium Price. (PS: It's a totally new concept that's slated to be introduced in "A Waltz With Wildlings.") Read more

Of course! We go by "Manitoba Rules" around these parts. Read more

The only known photo of the GawkerKraken was taken circa 2007. I'm pretty sure he's gotten a haircut since then.