THE GREAT CIRCLE OF NUTRITION CONTINUES UNABATED! Read more
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YOUR DESPAIR NOURISHES ME, MORTAL. Read more
INTERNET MAKE THIS HAPPEN. Read more
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Obligatory.
Ms. Argentina, you are so cute and unfortunately dead.
SILK PAJAMAS! (I have no idea what spider-related joke this would be the punchline to.) Read more
Language, it's a fluid thing. Read more
Never said they were. Opiliones are arachnids though. Read more
Remember, these aren't just earthquakes. They are SUPER MEGA QUAKES. Read more
I'm really enjoying the "Oh, cut that nonsense out" demeanor of the angel in back. Read more
Glad I could help, even if it was simply a golden droid scatting utter nonsense. Read more
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In before the Bateman.
True, but U2 didn't record Sports.
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I legitimately like the rapping C-3PO remix.
My favorite part about Lady Cop is that she has the maniacal crime-fighting drive of Batman, but is saddled with a shitty boyfriend instead of Alfred. Read more
Of course it does! You just have to wrap your head around it! Read more
OH NO THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION HAS TAKEN AHOLD
The Buckets really should've all been jailed for elderly abuse, and then the movie ends 45 seconds later. Read more
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More Xuxa?
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Xuxa was basically the finest entertainer of the 20th century. America didn't understand her, so she flew back to her home planet. Or Brazil. I can't remember, honestly.