Andrew Tarantola's discussions

YOU CAN'T YOUR EYEBALLS BELONG TO ME Read more

no, it's meant to read that way Read more

Sheet, I only made it to the second clip of Nic Cage. Read more

"Turns out the clams make pretty decent batteries" ... "for being experimental cyborgs." Finish the damn sentence before breaking my balls on word choice. Read more

They're renovating the statue. Read more

weekdays, actually Read more

Big sloppy pile of hobo poo on the walk route. Ah, the joys of big city living. Read more

Having once had to pull human excrement out of the mouth of a Beagle I was dog-sitting, yes. And it doesn't matter what. Read more

not always but it helps Read more

because we thought of it first. Read more

We call it the Slingshot Effect around these parts. Read more

Frito Pie's not only real, it is delicious Read more

hypocrite Read more

What do you have against pickles and sno cones? Read more

What, and ruin the surprise? Read more

Who wants to guess which location-based herb service will now never get play on the Stoner Channel? The door is to your left, please see yourself out. Read more

That's not to say it couldn't still work, just that I'm too lazy to check. Read more

says "twin-aisles" in the original text. I like to imagine the center row is just twice as long so you have to pass food and blankets and stuff like you're at the ballpark, rather than wedged between six people instead of the conventional two. Read more

I don't think that actually works anymore—pretty sure Saolin is simply going to have to suck it up and deal. Read more

No, they'll know when their carrier puts the kibosh on any activation attempt. Read more