because 14 year old girls have shitty taste in music. Read more
because 14 year old girls have shitty taste in music. Read more
thank you for not assuming the basest, literal meaning. Read more
it only crosses the Delaware, derp. Read more
(hint: that's the joke, there is no downside) Read more
wait, what? Read more
you won't be hitting 85KPH anytime soon. Read more
NO FORGIVENESS FOR YOU! COME BACK, ONE YEAR! Read more
Dude, don't do meth. Your sock drawer is plenty organized as it is. Color-coded or not, it doesn't need three days of intense review. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S WATCHED THE SALTON SEA? Read more
yeah yeah, and my last dealer once drank an Clear Eyes-dropper full. Everybody's got that friend who supposedly did a shit-ton—when nobody else was looking. Read more
yes, as a matter of fact, I believe it was. Read more
I do so love Xzibit Read more
To be fair, I did review the Fifty-One Trio last August. [gizmodo.com]+one-trio-e+cigarette-all-smoke-no-substance. Read more
nice, that's getting a slot in tonight's post Read more
This was not a review and you missed the tits joke entirely. Please reread the article and try again. Read more
Whoa, so the legends are true—self-hating stoners DO exist! That's up there with shy coke heads and narcoleptic speed freaks. By the way, can I have a hair/blood/stool sample? You know, fer science? Read more
thanks Read more
you got a link for that? Read more
Actually, I think it was a fan project. Yeah, YT says its a tribute album from one QuintonSung. Read more
Bridge and Tunnel is an East Coast thing? I always figured it was for the kids coming across the GG from Marin and through the Caldecott tunnel from Walnut Creek. Read more
Aww that is so adorable—the random internet crank is playing the tough guy with this pedantic white knight routine. Too bad he doesn't possess the reading comprehension skills to understand the difference between hyperbole and actual opinion. Read more