Andrew Tarantola's discussions

SUCK IT UP Read more

yeah for all of five minutes until the next dozen people weigh in. Patience, Grasshopper Read more

Nope, just quoting Conan (the Barbarian, not the Ginger) Read more

more importantly, what does being straight have to do with anything? Read more

As opposed to what, the resident trolls rolling out the "who is dis cunt" comment from their existing account? All those [redacted] er, valued members of the commenting corps are still actively trolling, they just hide behind burners now. Read more

Why? It sure didn't work for me. Read more

Except you're ignoring the 5 or so stories a week that I produce discussing the latest and greatest ways to crush one's enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women. It's called Monster Machines, runs daily at 11:30am. Check it out. Read more

I believe that is the first time I've ever heard someone say that they'd like to look MORE like Goldblum. Read more

going for the shotgun approach are we? Read more

Depending on the Poncho, that could totally work to your advantage.

Sun Boy is the poor man's Superman. Read more

luckily boiling your eyes is apparently the ocular equivalent of being fed your own brain. It feels fine until everything suddenly tastes like purple and you're no longer able to pronounce the letter E. Except, of course, the imminent death bit is replaced with permanent blindness.

It saved you the trouble of staring at your bleeding feet while you trudged the 15 miles—uphill, through streets paved with broken glass—back home. It built character, dag-nabit. Read more

So what do you actually see? Is it a permanent dark region like the temporary spots you get when looking into a flashlight, is it colored or tinted, is it a white spot, or is that area just pixelated? Read more

You're right, aside from the whole "providing the necessary energy for life on the surface of this planet as we know it" thing, the Sun's kind of a dick. Fuck that guy. Read more

so do you actually look like Jeff Goldblum? Like on a scale of one to me and Brendan Fraser being twins separated at birth. Read more

The resemblance is uncanny, you could be twins! Read more

BEEFCAAAAAKE!

glad you liked it! Read more

Indeed it is. Code is clean though, very strange. I'll dig into it but, in the mean time, just follow the Guardia di Finanza link at the bottom to watch the video on the originating site. It really is quite impressive. Read more