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Cue the "THIS IS THE END OF AMERICA, THANKS PC NAZIS" crowd. Read more

Ever play bionic commando? Dd I beat it as a kid? Yes, after like a solid 5 years of me and my brothers combined efforts, but fuck was it worth it. Read more

Can an average person's taste buds even differentiate the levels of heat at that point? Or is it basically like the difference between being burned by a 350,000 degree flame or a 2m degree flame? Read more

The Moruga Scorpion has been surpassed. The Reaper grown by Ed Currie in South Carolina USA is the new champion for the time being. Read more

The problem is that the expectations are unreasonable, which is where this system can collapse. If your requirements are "file these documents and book these meetings," that's different from "invent cold fusion and resurrect my cat." Read more

Yeah this could not be more timely for my current job. I'm currently in a performance improvement plan which is 90% about my affect and personality rather than my actual work output, which every says is stellar. But sometimes I frown when I'm stressed out, don't demonstrate a positive outlook towards work, and I ask Read more

"I knew the job was dangerous when I signed up for it. My recruiter told me that I might face my greatest fear someday. Today, I saw the ogre, the nemesis, the dog and my training took over. I'd like to thank my sensei Mr. Pickles for seeing in me what I could not. Also, meeoow." Read more

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles." Read more

I am sorry I disappointed you due to a lack of actual James Franco penis. Please keep reading and in the future I promise to do everything I can to make your experience here a pleasant one. Read more

I'm sorry people, we're shelving 1313, Disney has taken over so we're moving all assets to the 'Ewok Adventure Fun Time in Gungan Land!' game. Read more

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