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Brent Rose is a freelance writer, producer, photographer, and actor, and has been contributing to Gizmodo since 2011. You can follow him on Instagram and Twitter, and learn more at brentrose.com

Nintendo sticks it out with the Wii U, strikes gold with the Mario Karts, Smash Bros. and some surprise game that has Nintendogs-like success, turning it all around. Read more

THANK you for this. I am generally a sucker for almost all romantic comedies, despite myself, but I truly, deeply, hated this movie. Lindy, you're officially my favorite person of the week. Read more

Wow. Nothing like waking up to a cup of massive disappointment. Read more

The longest I ever did was 3:13, but I was reclining on a couch and barely moving. I don't know how guys do it while swimming. I know a lot of big wave surfers do underwater rock running to train for minute-plus hold-downs. It's all crazy. Read more

Shit. I'm half-tempted to apply my damn self. Read more

For the fellas that see a moth ravaged by their windshield and think, "Yeah, I'd tap that."

We say this over at Gizmodo a lot. It's one of our chief complaints from our male readers, too. Read more

Really? It seemed like half the girls I knew growing up were named Sarah. Must have been a Bay Area thing. Read more

Oakland pride. I've been rooting for the A's since I can remember. It just wouldn't feel the same with them in San Jose. Read more

Your sandwich-to-blowjob conversion rate check out, but only if there's a fancy stone-ground mustard involved. Read more

I can just picture some sad guy thinking, "First they came for the birth control, and I didn't speak out because I had no uterus. Then they came for the abortions, and I was silent because ibid. But then they came for the blowjobs and the buttsex and there was no one left to speak for me." Read more