You forgot avocado. AVOCADO! Read more
You forgot avocado. AVOCADO! Read more
This is doubley stupid because it's actually a very good running watch and it could have sold on its own merits. This badvertising kind of taints it. Read more
Glad you guys wrote this. Something really needs to be done. Read more
Cool, I know my girlfriend always appreciates it when I treat her vagina like a piece of gym equipment. Read more
That is an epic crowdfunding video. Read more
I still contend that this story is 100% made up. Read more
It's a great time to be an almond farmer. Read more
Gizmodo respectfully disagrees. Read more
Or she could have just said it and not emphasized it at all since the fact that this gas station sells snacks and soda is 100% non-essential to the story she is telling. She also could have not mentioned it at all. Nobody would have watched this story and been left wondering if this convenience store sold sodas and… Read more
In acting parlance this is known as a "double gesture," and it is considered bad form. Say it or show it. Doing both is redundant, hense, derp. Read more
I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are. Read more
The pitch: Y'know how spooning is kind of terrible in summertime and generally results in you and your partner lying in a pool of human sweat? Well what if you could have that all the time, right in your very own office chair? Read more
Christ. I like Nick, but Christ. Read more
I know, right? Shoot me for tryin' to class up the joint. Read more
My favorite email Slack notification alert for my name (so far), from our EIC: Read more
Just me, or is the most shocking thing in all of this that a writer at EW knows the word hagiographical? Read more
I thought you got Listeria from reading too much Buzzfeed. Read more
Oy. Read more
Thank you, Erin. All of this resonates very much. I'd also add in the overpopulation factor. We're faced with a rapidly expanding number of humans and the Earth's finite resources are already struggling to keep up. What do we think? The the planet is going to somehow expand, creating more habitable/farmable land?… Read more
SO dope. Ninja Warrior is one of my guilty pleasures (and secret dreams). This made me so ridiculously happy. Read more