Brent Rose's discussions

Genuine question: At what point does a football league in some other country offer Kaepernick the most lucrative contract in (insert league here)‘s history, and he says fuckit, goes, and wrecks everybody’s shit over there for a while? And when various NFL owners see the astonishing wrecking of said shit, at what point… Read more

Go Team Venture Read more

It’s like the 49ers, but it’s New York. And basketball. Arguably. Read more

I have to admit, I giggled with glee. Read more

Somebody put this guy in an adult dodgeball league. Read more

I’ll take Referees with Zero Sense of Humor for $300, Alex. Read more

Man, the Deadspin Award for “Worst Sportsdad” is going to be such a blowout this year. Read more

Yeah, it’s not like that thing was leaving its hair all over the place. Read more

like the T-1000's cousin who used to party a little too hard. Read more

When I moved to LA a few years ago I decided that I wanted a team there that I’d root for, so I picked the Clippers. It hasn’t been easy, man. They’re capable of these bursts of basketball amazingness (see their run at the very top of this season), but at least one (usually two) of their stars always gets hurt at a… Read more

When Evernote shat the bed last year on the privacy front it sent me scrambling to find another app. I tried a bunch but ended up importing all my old notes into One Note. My god did I hate it. HATED it. Organization was totally unintuitive and I had a lot of syncing issues. But I needed a note-taking app that could… Read more

I’m almost half her age and I will never run anything close to 4:45. Read more

If they start winning they’ll Human Centipede themselves into liking him, somehow. Read more

I hope they grab Kaep. This would accomplish two wonderful things: 1. It would give Kaep a shot to play for a team that isn’t definitely fucked right out of the gates, and 2. It would force a lot of flag-waving (U.S.A.! U.S.A.!) Texans to root for the guy who takes a knee during the national anthem. I’d tune in every… Read more

It was indeed a pretty clear pinch. Which is weird. Also, it looks to me like, despite what he said, Green actually punched him more in the elbow to knock his hand away. Most of Green’s antics are pretty ridiculous, but this one actually seems pretty reasonable. Seemed like Harden was trying to piss him off enough so… Read more

Okay sure but can we all agree that music these days oh fuck it’s happening to meeee! Aahhhao842o34fflkfjkEFLKSEf Read more

Not to be a block truther here, but does 111 count the ones that didn’t break?

I feel like the Clippers need a session (or regular sessions) with a good sports psychologist. Seriously. There’s a lot of talent on the team, but they get caught in their heads and they forget how to win. Almost like they’re afraid of success. I dunno, man. I dunno. Read more

I’m going to go ahead and say there’s a zero percent chance that coffee packet trick does anything, but the rest of this is pretty good advice. Read more