Brent Rose's discussions

Holy fuck. Read more

That’s a spicy herb.  Read more

Oh, hmm. Yeah, that does look like he got a bump. Read more

So, obviously it sucks that Thompson got hurt and nobody wants that, but... Why the fuck did he land like that?? Look at that slo-mo gif. He starts spreading his legs, super wide, in mid air. It doesn’t look like he was bumped, it’s not that his feet hit the ground and he slipped into the splits. He just starts… Read more

Weirdly, I actually agree with Green. If nobody laid hands on anybody I’d call it an argument, or some shit-talking or whatever. I feel like scuffle is for when it gets physical. But I am basing that on nothing but my own brain-thoughts so who knows. Read more

Here’s something I never thought I’d say: His layups have been gorgeous these last few games. I’m not even normally a fan of layups. Is anybody? But they’ve been... Like, beautiful? Read more

You’re right. This would have been way better. Read more

I’d recommend the Clippers. They’re scrappy and weird and somehow kept winning games even after they were gutted mid-season. Shit, they took as many games off the Warriors in the playoffs as Houston did. Read more

Upon further reading, in total he missed six times at the rim. I've never seen a game like that from him. He looked so lethargic. It was weird. Read more

He also missed something like three layups in the second half. Read more

“Listen, I’ve been to seven Super Bowls, kiddo. And I’ve seen what it smells like...” Read more

But but but he was double-teeeeamed! Like the whole game! Which freed up Durant to... To... [Herb Explosion] Read more

That game was fun as hell. Read more

Gone already? Read more

Gone already?

So, here’s my prediction for the Warriors in the post-season: The thing (the only thing?) that’s going to be fun about it is watching Curry go ballistic. I think he felt like he got shafted out of Finals MVP last year (and a good case could be made). It stings even more that Durant got it two years in a row. I’m not… Read more

Yeah, it sucks they had to meet so early in the tournament.  Read more

The real mystery is why Steph, or really any of the starters, were playing in this game at all. Bad Idea Jeans... Read more

Call me cynical, but I can’t help but wonder if behind these shitty kids there are some shitty parents hoping for a dumptruck of cash by being the next Honey Boo Boo-esque reality TV family. Read more

I do not understand how it’s possible to draw a pair of dice—something practically every living person on earth has seen, held, and could describe in perfect detail—that badly. I’m an awful, awful artist, and I could draw dice better left-handed, blackout drunk, on a crashing subway. This is the GOAT of bad dice… Read more

The biggest surprise to me is that people actually seem surprised. Didn’t we always assume that the rich paid to get their kids into whatever school they wanted? I know I always assumed that was the case. Maybe we’re just all collectively amazed that they’re actually finally getting in trouble for it, even though… Read more