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Where did this guy learn about how boobs work?

They're like...a bag of sand.... Read more

Yes, but does the ring dissolve in water and blow up a building?

Meh,there is is no parachutting Spock from my early childhood...

As a guy, let me proclaim how much I enjoy watching people's parts being inserted into other people's parts, gravity wells present or not. Read more

At first I wondered wtf Justin Long was doing in a porno, but then with a name like Justin Long, you might as well give it a shot.

Many of not all of the parody movies/spoofs have the option of watching the movie sans all the sex scenes, and for the most part they hold up pretty well. Read more

In the Wet dream on Elm st video the face the chick makes at the end (0:15) made me lose it. Read more

I gotta go with The Batman '66 parody as the best of the bunch.
It manages to be hot when it wants to be and Dale Dabone does a truly impressive Adam West. (He also wins for best male porn name) On another note he also plays David Banner in the porn parody of the Bill Bixby Incredible Hulk TV show.
Not nearly as good… Read more

What? No Splatman? (Tim Burton Batman parody.) Read more

This isn't really a parody, but there was a TV series called "The Hunger" loosely based on the universe of the vampire movie so lots of creepy metaphysical stuff can happen. It's soft-core in that there are nekkid boobies and simulated sexytime in pert near every episode. Ridley Scott was involved in some way. The… Read more

The Bare Wench Project Read more

Utilizing my insane capacity for random trivia....Ryan Driller (Superman XXX) was also known as "Jeremy Bilding" when he was doing gay porn. He's porn's Everyman! ;) Read more

did i just watch batman get date-raped? Read more

"10) Your best friend starts dating the person you're in love with
This is a dick move, and is always, always a sign your best friend is headed for arch nemesis-dom." Read more

Look pa! One handed!