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Please do not assume that I haven’t seen Dial M for Murder. I even saw a restored 3D print once (what a treat). The problem with using it in this post instead of A Perfect Murder is that Ray Milland never says, “THAT’S NOT HAPPINESS TO SEE ME, IS IT.” Read more

Prisons have their own set of charges. There was another story not too long ago about a woman who had spent *months* in solitary for the heinous crime of having one more pair of shoes than inmates were permitted. Read more

She had a child with Orlando Bloom, which is why this is a story. Read more

“This is the sort of thing that haunts a city for a long, long time. And it should!” Read more

I’m crying Read more

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?! Read more

We better see his dick this time or I’m gonna burn Universal Studios down. Read more

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more. Read more

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger. Read more

From my coworker Jordan Sargent: Read more

Obligatory

Maybe it’s just me, but I have a very hard time picturing someone being married to Angelina Jolie and cheating on her with Marion Cotillard. I’m not saying Marion Cotillard isn’t beautiful, but she’s not Angelina Jolie. Read more

So Mischa didn’t know/remember which year was THE MOST IMPORTANT in her life. Shocker. Read more

Mischa couldn’t even get her years right. She left The O.C. in 2006 and the show ended in 2007. You would think her agent would have known this. Read more

Good god, she is charming. Read more

RIP ANYA Read more

Wait, they are other timelines? #andamovie Read more

1994 me: if i could have anyone’s face it would be Christy Turlington’s. Read more