He was the type of business traveler who's prone to shouting "do you know who I am? I HAVE A PLATINUM CARD!" Read more
He was the type of business traveler who's prone to shouting "do you know who I am? I HAVE A PLATINUM CARD!" Read more
A few years back I was at a bus stop and there was a guy standing next to me with his binder sitting on the bench. He reached into his pocket and grabbed a bunch of balled-up receipts and made eye contact with me while he threw them on the ground. I bent down, picked them up, and said "hey, you dropped these" while… Read more
A few years back I had to fly on a tiny CRJ-200 regional jet from Charlotte NC back to school in Alabama. 50 seats in a two-by-two config...everyone is crammed in there. There were 48 people on my flight and I was one of the lucky two to have nobody sitting in the aisle next to me. At the last second they brought a… Read more
The amount of jealousy I'm harboring right now is borderline unhealthy. (This is awesome, btw.) Read more
Yeah, but did the KFC smell like a mixture of urinal cakes and floor cleaner? 'Cause that's ours. I demand quality from a run-down chicken restaurant next to the freight tracks and a tobacco factory, dammit! Read more
It gives a whole new meaning to Coke's campaign to put people's names on the bottles. Read more
Never lived somewhere I've had the chance to fly them, unfortunately. Not even Southwest. Read more
I'd scream and cuss if I had to fly US Airways, too. #teamdelta Read more
Ah, makes sense. Thank you! Read more
Disclaimer: I know nothing about motor vehicles so I know I'm opening myself up to torment if it's a really simple answer that even little kids know. Read more
Thank you for this. Read more
People bitching about weather coverage interrupting television programs is a well-documented phenomenon. Meteorologists even get death threats over it. Read more
I love(d) the black pixelated one. I don't like the wiggly blue-and-white nonsense they've got going on now. Read more
Ah, Spirit. Even their livery sucks. I can't imagine actually flying with them. Read more
AL.com is home to some of the worst commenters dredged from the bottom of a murky cesspool of human indecency. I went to school there for five years and I tried to avoid the site like the plague if I could, just for the commenters alone. Sad to see a headline match the tone of the readers. Read more
No problem. Read more
goodbye edna I must go my people need me Read more
Houston... Read more
He never guessed that naming his dog "Toaster" would be the least strange thing he'd have to do for his pet. Read more