"...complaining that her sister had a fever of 107 degrees." Read more
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If there's one thing that ruins a beautiful YouTube performance of a ukulele song about being frightened of…
JB seems like a good dude that means well but I can't help but feel like he's America's charismatic but tone def, inappropriate uncle. You know the one, he will walk up to the picnic table and give you an amazing heartfelt compliment out of nowhere as he sticks his entire hand into aunt Warrens famous potato salad and… Read more
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It's October, which means it's time for St. Louis Cardinals fans like Will Leitch to go skipping out of the…
Internet, we have found your clear winner tonight.
I sat next to a PeoplExpress gate in Atlanta recently and wondered what half-assed advertising team came up with their livery and logo. The former appears drawn with Word '98 and the latter looks like a background image at the Soylent Green plant. I would've been terrified to get on one of their aircraft. Read more
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I JUST realized that Rebecca and I had exactly the same thought on this. Read more
They'll need it. After all, we know from your astute commenters that condensation does not linger in the sky for hours. Read more
"LITERALLY A CLOUD." Read more
What if you took something like Google Earth, then ramped it up and installed it as an app you can use on planes —…
As an internet user, you're probably aware of the symbiotic relationship between popular broadcasters like Jon…
Meanwhile, Joe Biden is still waiting for that stuffed Pikachu he ordered off the internet yesterday... Read more
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In front of thousands of employees and media in Dallas, Texas this morning, Southwest Airlines showed off its new…
What in the hell man!?! What total bizarre behavior! Read more
Confucius say, asshole who flies standby doesn't get to bitch about seatmate choice. Read more
On my last small-plane flight I was seated next to a large, thankfully friendly, man. I'm a nervous flyer and this was a VERY bumpy flight to the point where no drinks could be served. I chatted with him anxiously and I could tell he was consciously trying not to invade my seat space and failing. I'm small and didn't… Read more
What a fucking asshole. That's really all I'm able to come up with right now. Read more