Fuck grilled cheese and tomato soup.(not really, I love it. But for the sake of this.... fuck grilled cheese and tomato soup) Read more
Fuck grilled cheese and tomato soup.(not really, I love it. But for the sake of this.... fuck grilled cheese and tomato soup) Read more
I don't think the 8th Wonder of the World is exactly hiding in New Jersey. He's in plain sight, and his name is Bruce Springsteen. Read more
As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us. Read more
It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting… Read more
Find a nearby bucket of ice water and throw it in your face. Read more
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Ha! It's like some benevolent entity came down from the stars, light shining around them, holding a flaming sword and the promise of redemption and cash, and all I have to do to is NOT be a slacker. Um, yes please. I mean, who wouldn't want a shot at something this epic?? You know who has a keyboard and a dream? T… Read more
We should have Netflix Watching Clubs. Like book clubs, only with more snark and nearly 0% chance in papercuts. Read more
I find it hard to believe that there is anybody better suited for this line of work than Freeman McNeil. He is a good worker, punctual, gets along well with co-workers, and has uniquely visionary leadership skills. The search is over, as far as I and millions of others are concerned. Read more
You know who'd be great at this? FreemanMcNeil! Doesn't he write all those great movie reviews over on Sidespin? Read more
Freeman McNeil over at Sidespin does some great movie guides. He'd be great at this gig. Read more
I watched all 15 seasons of SVU in less than a month. Now think about that for five seconds before you pick me. Read more
Open bar! Damn it, why aren't you having this in LA!? Read more
This is all anyone needed to know. Read more