"Read a book. Eat a french fry." Priceless. Read more
You realize he says "If Rhianna says yeast infections are the new black you better start itching your pussy." Ohmygosh this guy is hysterical!! Read more
This video is a gorgeous and hilarious description of the sadistic hive-mind shared by super-Stans like Rihanna's Navy. It sucks that an innocent girl got caught up in that bullshit, but it sounds like the gang just turned on her.
This article is perilously close to realizing the fears people voiced when things like internet commenting and Kickstarter became mainstream. Your heart is in the right place, but seem to be falling into a bit into the narcissistic pit that's never far from the internet generation. We are consumers of art. Our… Read more
I am of the opinion that what you are talking about is exactly what is wrong with Hollywood as an industry today. Rather than respect the artist's decision to portray an event as they see necessary to tell the story they are trying to tell, you want them to make decisions based on committee and compromise their vision… Read more
You better start having excuses memorized like the 6-carat princess cut engagement ring your rich as fuck future boyfriend better get you in a few years you have memorized. Read more
Always have the upper hand, you don't need to know his name to hop on his tic tac. Read more
I could suck dick for like 7 minutes Read more
1. Gawker has changed that—everyone's paid. It'd be nice if the NCAA would change too. Read more
Honey Maid released a glorious response to homophobic idiots who didn't like the snack company's ads depicting gay…
Last night Louis CK hosted a brilliant, very Louis CK episode of SNL, full of skits that went on just a tad too long…
Over the years, people have often accused me of being a cynical asshole. Whether it's a disgruntled view on a…
The Oscars has always been an overwhelmingly obnoxious event. While the Golden Globes has booze to make things…
The game this logo is for is multiplayer. It pits four players against one. The four are humans; the fifth is a…