Yeah, well I still love all you guys anyway. Except for that asshole who said I wasn't funny. Those assholes? Dayum, a lot of people don't think I am funny. Brb, gonna go crawl in a hole and hate myself. Read more
Well, technically, these are screencaps of Instagram, so... uh, I don't know what the hell I am talking about because I flunked out of law school and also never went to law school. Read more
I shoot! I have owned guns! But it's time to sacrifice some things that we like for a greater good. Civilians don't need guns. People don't need to die. Read more
James Cameron should be on this list. His epic submarine trip makes even Avatar forgivable. http://gizmodo.com/5896428/five-ways-james-cameron-could-have-died-on-his-mission-to-the-bottom-of-the-ocean
The thing that's so great about the Performer is how easy it makes the whole grilling process. Great, waterproof storage, easy to clean, and, honestly, once you have a stable, attached work area, you will be spoiled for life. Read more