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Speaking as a former child of a physically abusive dad, they are all cowards. After I turned 16 I got big enough I could stop the abuse. I'll never forget the look on my dads face when I told him, if you lay one hand on me, I will kill you, and I may not succeed, but you will be very messed up, I promise you. He never Read more

My mom died in 2007 after many years of poor health. My dad -although grieved - had been through the ringers caring for my mom and essentially managing her slow inevitable death. Two months later, he’s hooked up with another widower he’d known (through business partners) for years. Then we’re out golfing one day and Read more

That’s because you were eating all that yoga mat bread Read more

If you are subsisting on not much money for whatever reason, Subway is pretty much the cheapest option besides dollar pizza. There’s a pretty steep food to price ratio. I know this because after graduating when I was working for free like a millennial chump, I ate Subway a bunch and got SO SICK and had to go to the Read more

Subway Sucks

There is nothing more unsettling than being in a strange city—or a strip mall, or a bus terminal—and getting a big

I'm hoping for a follow-up when Fritz has learned to catch. Read more

My wife died last year at age 35. (Bear with me, totally not trolling for sympathy.) Read more

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary. Read more