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Lean into the silly and introduce Batmite. Read more

No. You know what? Fuck you. I’ll buy out every theater showing of this well-intentioned fluff romcom just to spite the bullshit overhype of Christopher Can’t Tell a Story But Ooh Looky Cool Cinematography Goddam Pretentious Fanboi Wankfest Nolan. Read more

Sorry for spoiling it for you, but congrats on calling the season finale. Read more

Well, Ralph is a shapeshifter... recasting would be easy.
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And Cecile Horton’s powers don’t require special effects, so for the show’s budget she’s a big plus.
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FYI we already have a “system for converting rotary motion into unidirectional motion.” It’s usually called a “wheel.”
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Valerie & Melody to the CW: “You don’t see me” Read more

Well Zari 2.0 seems to have somehow picked up some of Zari 1.0's skills, plus she can always just find the end of the power cord...  Read more

Just wait until the flashbacks where we learn the owl has been wearing the helmet and is the new Dr. Fate.
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She also lucked out in that she basically got to film 2 different episodes with completely different tones: the action episode with Khan, and the spooky gothic drama with Constantine grappling with his upcoming death. Read more

Have we considered the possibility that the Cosmic Staff is the real villain here? It chooses a lonely, impulsive teenager and pushes her constantly. It comes to here room and pushes her to train. It blows up a villain’s kid’s car. It constantly backs her poor decision making, which convinces her that she’s on the… Read more

“I don’t know if we can even arrest superhumans for killing each other. I think it’s a cultural practice for them.” Read more

Yeah i guess  brown squirrels are prevalent in certain areas ? but around here they generally are at least somewhat grey. The brown ones that come with the set remind me of easter candy. Read more

Look, if you’ve got a more reliable way to turn myself into a satyr than implanting goat testicles in my body, I’d like to hear it.
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Thanks for the Harley Quinn tip! Been wanting to watch that one for a while now but haven’t been able to track it down without having to pay for yet another subscription. Read more

I prefer the cranium-wreckage in that movie where Kristy Swanson throws a basketball through Anne Ramsey’s head:

If you haven’t watched Kipo and the Age of the Wonderbeasts, it includes Lea DeLaria as a lumberjack cat who leads a folk song about the legendary hero of the lumberjack cats.

That’s not the easiest part to recast. Ruby Rose was a pretty darn good fit. Jacqueline Toboni’s agent should start making some calls.  Read more

That would be brilliant, actually. Read more

Re: the Supernatural bits, I don’t exactly know how much more satisfying they would be, as a current fan.
But as a queer FORMER fan, who quit after one too many seasons of queerbaiting, and the blatant Bury Your Gay-ing of their only queer character (named Charlie, no less)?
Well, to watch Supernatural as a show being ‘k… Read more