Bob Sorokanich's discussions

How many half-finished Wagner posts are still in drafts? Read more

What’s the grossest “would you rather” Ashley’s dropped in Deadspin slack? Read more

LOL sure because all those movies about bank heists and drug dealing and jumping fucking cars out of fucking airplanes were banned by Obama in 2008. Read more

The licking, mainly because I could get rich without ever leaving David Tracy’s yard. Read more

Too soon, Matt. Read more

Important distinction vs. solid joy juice. Read more

The more I try to figure out what this guy’s doing, the more I confuse myself. I’ll leave it with this. FYI, you shift the compound stick from Lo to Direct to Hi, the opposite of how you’d expect.

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If you guys could hire one new writer for Deadspin (incl. The Concourse, Adequate Man, Foodspin [RIP], etc.) who would it be? No wrong answers, including dead people, idiots and folks who would wipe their ass with the offer letter. Read more

Muphry’s Lol* Read more

Last time on Freddy Goes to Florida: “Safety rules are stupid, my rigged-up towing system was totally fine” Read more

I wanna have a beer with these guys, but I have trouble getting up at 5AM. Read more

Side note: If you willingly pronounce it “VAHL-vo” instead of “VOLE-vo,” you should immediately move back to your mom and dad’s house on Long Island where you can play “Super MARE-io” in the basement. Read more

With a Company-Wide Email, a Question: To Reply? Read more

Jaguar’s new SUV is the “eff-PAH-che” Read more

Next question.

Should NOT: Read more

This is a serious question, even though it sounds flippant: Why have so many credit cards? Read more

This is a serious question, even though it sounds flippant: Why have so many credit cards?

In order to properly do right by Kinja, I’ve gone ahead and fired Chris from Road & Track over these egregious and regrettable mistakes. Read more