Bob Sorokanich's saved articles

I see Jalop has been taking lessons from The Badly Behaving Writin’ Men. Read more

I’d be really curious (well, mildly interested [well, momentarily distracted from life’s crushing ennui]) to find out which was the first car to offer modern-style wall-to-wall floor carpeting. Read more

For all the people who need an explanation on why “All lives matter” is racist: It is a direct refutation of the Black Lives Matter protest movement, which is not claiming black supremacy, but instead an implicit acknowledgment that black lives (also) matter. Read more

Hey it’s Bob...with another #goodkinja. I’m going to start calling you GoodKinjaBob...ok? good. Read more

hi bob Read more

hi bob Read more

That’s what diversity looks like: People who are excellent at their job, and aren’t all from the same predictable background. Read more

but I’m not going to jump down someone’s throat for using words like that in casual conversation. Read more

I love this. I’m an office manager for a small, family owned corporation. The President is 77 and his wife the VP is 73. You’ve just perfectly described the messes I have to dig them out of on a daily basis. Read more

You know what really burns my ass? Read more

It’s worth mentioning that the Department of Justice has stressed that their recycling/scrapping procedure is going to be as environmentally responsible as possible. Read more

If myself and 5 other people named Caroline had a business for years, and our titles were “Sales Caroline” and “Marketing Caroline” and “Operations Caroline” but our names being Caroline had nothing to do with the business we were doing, and we hired a Katie, I don’t think it’s cry-baby PC trigger Obama culture to say… Read more

.

No matter what else you accomplish in life, know that you will forever be a Kinja Allstar. Read more

Absolutely perfect except that Quincy might be more Nina and Sal and she might threaten your kneecaps more. Read more

Brilliant Kinja, Bob. Read more

Rec for the whole comment, but particularly for the accurate use of geography in setting the dealership on 3A across from the Stop & Shop. Read more

Lol. That’s hilarious and probably pretty accurate. Read more

You, sir, just won the Comment Olympics. I’m dying. Read more