Bob Sorokanich's saved articles

An editorial from a publication (as opposed to an editorial from an individual contributor) doesn’t carry a byline. Read more

So Sorokanich is there, but not occult leader Tarvis Bobski. Read more

PG: “Whatcha doin’, Raph?” Read more

I was being absurd, not serious. My point was at least you guys don’t have to come up with ways to diplomatically tell someone you aren’t in the market for pizza slice-patterned leggings. Read more

One of the many ways men are privileged over women is they don’t deal with the same constant bombardment of the-not-quite-Ponzi-scheme-but-somehow-even-more-awkward LulaRoe/Scentsy/Roden+Fields/body wrap sales pitches from high school classmates on Facebook. Read more

This is my aesthetic. Read more

hi bob Read more

When I order breakfast at a diner and it comes with those little packets of jam or jelly, I save one for the end and eat it like a little dessert. Straight out of the packet with a fork. Read more

Guys c’mon the answer is a Dodge Stealth, it’s right there in the name. Read more

So, you have interesting skin tags? Pics! Read more

Yep, my costs have skyrocketed since the ACA passed as well. I look wistfully at the days of my health coverage when I started my career. There’s no free lunch, despite what Obama said early on. ACA has redistributed a lot from employed folks with private coverage to the uninsured and (to a lesser extent)… Read more

$2000 for stitches is the abuse that the industry does to the American public. Read more

Freddy, do you really want to go out on a limb for the CEO of a company that that broke all the records for operating losses and labor relations bad press? Read more

Truro is one of the most strict towns in the Commonwealth when it comes to land use. They have very good reasons, namely erosion and preserving scale in a town that is mostly Federally-protected land (Cape Cod National Seashore, thanks JFK). The Atlantic will one day cover Cape Cod, but towns like Truro and Wellfleet…

I actually had this procedure done when I was 18. My labia were so long and physically uncomfortable that I couldn’t even ride a bike or wear certain types of underwear. Like I’m talking fucking chafing of my labia. I wasn’t bothered by how it looked so much as how it felt. My doctor was awesome and made sure to tell… Read more

TARAAAAAAAA Read more

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this: Read more

No, but you could tell that your head would be rubbing. Here, I’m not sure there’s any way he’d be able to know this part would fail when he bought the car. If he is outside their parameters, okay, but the buyer should be made aware of these things before buying. Read more

My personal preference is “please clap.” Read more