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Apologies, but this happened last August and was reported by almost everyone on the planet. Read more

We cover modern ruins and general weirdness all the time. Why, sometimes we even discuss science and math! Read more

Trust me, if I were in charge, it would've simply have been a pictogram of a whale wearing shoes. Read more

It's either dental benefits or dick-dog statues around here. Always a harsh choice. Read more

Are you lacking a glans? Because this dragon's got glans to share.

"70 years of material and you still have to stack the deck like this?"

They could've made him the Emperor of K-Turns, but they chose not to. If I were showrunner, T-Dog would be polyglot Krav Maga master who moonlights as the world's greatest sommelier. Read more

You're right, I'm obviously confusing it with Touchstone Pictures' "The Metamorphosis 2: Back In The Carapace." Read more

In the world of headlines, sometimes an ounce of the vernacular goes a long way. Read more

The completely superfluous accent on the "T" in "Batman" kills me every time. Read more