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Everyone else on the staff may say otherwise, but it's basically the io9 national anthem at this point. Read more

It's a short movie about a character in Nausicaä, so it's actually not misleading whatsoever. Read more

Yes, and doing so will activate the Ventral Laser, annihilating any shocked onlookers in the vicinity. Even with giant robots, a premium is always placed on privacy.

http://youtu.be/23676359 Speaking of Princely geography, "Erotic City" set to a carwash, for no discernible reason whatsoever. Read more

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Love this. I think Prince's aural geography bears further investigation. Like some Minnesotan Lady of the Lake, Prince seemingly derives his powers from Lake Minnetonka, but he is parsimonious in sharing its powers. (Warning: NSFW YouTube video that likely inspired 3,534,678 sexual awakenings.)

Glad it helped and you enjoyed it. Around 2:39, I'm borderline Stendhal syndrome. Read more

"AND DICK VAN DYKE AS WALTER WHITE, WITH PROUD SPONSORSHIP FROM MASTERSON'S SARDINES. MASTERSON'S - LIKE A SEA BREEZE IN A TIN." Read more

"THIS IS THE IO9 ACTION NEWSDHOW, WHICH IS JUST A DHOW WITH TANK TREADS! YES, BUT NEVER ON AN EMPTY STOMACH." Read more

"THIS IS THE IO9 NEWSHOVERCRAFT, BRINGING YOU NEWS ON THE SESQUICENTENNIAL, EVERY SESQUICENTENNIAL. DO NOT DRINK CLOROX IF YOU ARE PREGNANT! WE REPEAT, DO NOT DRINK CLOROX IF YOU ARE PREGNANT!" Read more

Awesome stuff! Does your friend know what Troy is up to these days? Last we heard, he was building some variety of Halo armor or something. Read more

You found me out! Every night I hold a séance to raise the ghost of William Randolph Hearst. Read more

I saw no mention of Wastelanders in the panel report but will update accordingly. Read more

Hey man, you signed "Compensated In Fulsome Positive Mental Images" package. I've seen the HR paperwork. In fact, I'm paying you right now! Read more

Hey Nick, thanks for taking some time to answer some questions. Also, thank you for reprogramming the Blog Mine robots to deliver the proper Vitamin C micro-rations. Meredith's scurvy never looked better. Read more

It's from this set, apparently: http://www.bricklink.com/catalogItem.asp?S=3117-1 Read more

I would do unspeakable acts to attend Jack Kirby's Spartacus sleepover, so yes. Read more

Oh man, Comment of the Day. The fan fiction possibilities alone! Read more