Cyriaque Lamar's discussions

I thought I saw an effluvial plume at some point! Even the poop managed to be beautiful! Read more

That scene had an extremely problematic effect on me. Now, whenever I see an attractive woman, the specter of Ric Ocasek floats into my peripheral vision. And Ric Ocasek's not dead! Read more

Now is the time to make that sweet, sweet sleep deprivation study dinero! NOW IS THE TIME! Read more

I don't remember, sadly. The sticker of Vorglax the Dehydrated Mummy (an obvious Martian infringement of the Michelin Man) was unpeeled. Read more

I saw a body dehydrator on Antiques Roadshow two week ago. $5,000 for a Corpus Quencher 17! And that was with visible wear and tear! Read more

When I was growing up, a lot of postwar houses in our neighborhood had basement submarines. (Post-Atlantean War, natch.) Read more

Will make note of that! Read more

I frequently watch the Orson Welles clips for artistic inspiration.

That's my New York Post headline! Read more

Urgh, we're living in dupe city! Read more

Whose palms are Superman greasing down at Cape Canaveral? That's worth an issue unto itself. Read more

I really enjoy how easily you can turn "O-M-G, Shower it on the Admiralty!" into a cheerleading chant. Read more

The fact that they programmed purring noises elevates this to "Pure Crazy Wonderful." Read more

Do you assume every movie you watch is a documentary? Read more

Babies don't take dumps the size of tractor trailers. Read more

Totally real question here: how did they fit Godzilla in the museum? Is it artistic embellishment? Did Godzilla shrink thanks to Pym Particles? Read more

Andrew WK versus the McLaughlin Group gets more salient every day.

I'm pretty sure there's a Rosetta-esque Stone somewhere that allows one to glean the "Whys?" and "Huhs?" of stock photo archives. Until then, we must live in a haze of ignorance. Read more

So "The Grimace Gambit" is coming out! Who is your source? Will you speak off the record?!? Read more

It will accrue steady sales for two weeks. That is the surprise we'll have to get ready for.