Cyriaque Lamar's discussions

"Diana, this is so fucking hot with 'Two and a Half Men' muted in the background." Read more

Ha, Cyclops in the Buffyverse! Fixed. Read more

It should be LORD FAAAANNY in 90 point font. Read more

This is fact! Read more

All we have is this perplexing archival footage acquired deep in the Montana shale.

Whoops! That would be a performance for the ages though. Read more

Dear Lord, that picture looks like the way the Reading Rainbow theme backwards sounds. Read more

Ha! That's great, thanks for sharing. Read more

Oh, this is fantastic. Thanks for breaking your vacation for this! Read more

"20,000 Dongs Under The Butt" remains but a twinkle in our collective eye, my friend. Read more

Philly Boy Roy has been the thorn in Commissioner Gordon's side for years. Read more

Whoops, forgot that while ogling the Challengers of the Unknown's Mountain Amusement Park.

Inspiration?

Ha! It's like RoboCop 2, when all the experimental RoboCops died gruesomely.

"you're imposing arbitrary rules on the character that you just made up" Read more

Well hot dog, you're in luck! As of next week, we'll be recapping Judge Parker, Prince Valiant, AND random supermarket circulars that include illustrations of produce! Read more

With Clint Howard as sleazy concert promoter, Bob Fortuna! Read more

I imagine Principal Palpatine is receiving kickbacks from developers and has hired Darth's gang to terrorize the local high school, so that he can convince the Los Tatooino zoning board to build a toxic waste dump on the football field. And the Death Star is a homecoming float that is secretly filled with Darth's… Read more

Editorial secret time: we mention those two books in the first sentence of the interview, so we didn't list them twice. He's a prolific guy! Read more

I'm kind of hoping that's Cap's idea of updating himself for a new, hipper generation. Like, his idea of sprucing up with sex and violence involves weird chest scarification and walking around with his pants unbuttoned. Read more