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I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92. Read more
Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane… Read more
Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him. Read more
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The greatest moments in baseball tend to possess an element of surprise, deciding a game or flipping a narrative on…
Two bright young women dominated headlines late last week. On the same day that Malala Yousafzai, 17, won the 2014…
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I'm from DE, a state with maybe 25 people in it, so I know Joe personally, and he is just as dope IRL. Read more
Lacky: "Welker popped Molly" Read more
No matter what she was actually saying, it's hilarious, because of exactly what you just mentioned. Imagine my surprise when I went to put my 3 year old daughter in my wife's car, accidentally hit the alarm button, and she immediately mumbles something that sounds like, "fuhk-kiddin' me?". I stopped the alarm, paused,… Read more
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You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole." Read more
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I was legitimately in tears reading that about half an hour ago. Read more
If a person's success in life can be measured by how many people they helped to keep going no matter what by bringing laughter to their hearts and reminding them of the sheer joy of living, then I have to say: hands down, Mr. Robin Williams, you won. Thank you for all the times you touched my heart and made me keep… Read more
Oh my god, yes. Please, right now, go outside and stare at the sun for next 6 hours. Then, when you're thoroughly good and blind, come on back and tell us all about your amazing ocular superpowers. nutter. Read more
I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are. Read more
☐ not rekt ☑ rekt Read more