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Brent Rose is a freelance writer, producer, photographer, and actor, and has been contributing to Gizmodo since 2011. You can follow him on Instagram and Twitter, and learn more at brentrose.com

Honest question: Does it not makes sense that otters would turn up their noses and fruits and veggies? I mean, that's not something they'd ever be exposed to or eat in the wild, right? (aside from seaweed) Read more

Jammies are impenetrable. Everybody knows that. Read more

*CoughcoughHatTipcoughcoughYou'reWelcomecough*. Read more

I don't care how bad it is, if Walken dances, I will watch it. Read more

Whoa. Only God can judge him. But I judge him. Read more

You were never in the doghouse. Brian is way better looking than I am, so I was stoked. Read more

This one time you thought I was Brian Barrett, and I took that as a complement. It's been great watching the site evolve under you. Never stop rocking. Have a great summer / KIT / Stay Sweet! Read more

Not sure why, but when an attractive woman calls me a pussy, I kind of want to jump on her. I don't mean during sex (thankfully I've never been called a pussy during coitus... yet?), just like, in life. As in, "Come on, you pussy," or "Don't be a fucking pussy!" It's hilarious to me, and for reasons I don't (or don't Read more

Sometimes I wear shorts and sometimes I do not wear shorts. In either instance I generally feel pretty okay about my life choices. Read more

Aww, their morning shows are just like our morning shows. Read more

On an SNL Halloween special a million years ago, Wayne's World did a top five list of the worst things to receive while trick or treating. Mung was number one. Read more

A+ racism. That shit is pure, uncut. The good stuff. Read more