Honest question: Does it not makes sense that otters would turn up their noses and fruits and veggies? I mean, that's not something they'd ever be exposed to or eat in the wild, right? (aside from seaweed) Read more
Honest question: Does it not makes sense that otters would turn up their noses and fruits and veggies? I mean, that's not something they'd ever be exposed to or eat in the wild, right? (aside from seaweed) Read more
Jammies are impenetrable. Everybody knows that. Read more
*CoughcoughHatTipcoughcoughYou'reWelcomecough*. Read more
Game-changer. http://gizmodo.com/5887473/the-sw… Read more
Preach. Read more
That was pretty damn beautiful. Read more
Definitely agree on Get Off. Read more
I don't care how bad it is, if Walken dances, I will watch it. Read more
Whoa. Only God can judge him. But I judge him. Read more
Really puts the ass in aspartame. Read more
You were never in the doghouse. Brian is way better looking than I am, so I was stoked. Read more
This one time you thought I was Brian Barrett, and I took that as a complement. It's been great watching the site evolve under you. Never stop rocking. Have a great summer / KIT / Stay Sweet! Read more
Bless you for this. Read more
Not sure why, but when an attractive woman calls me a pussy, I kind of want to jump on her. I don't mean during sex (thankfully I've never been called a pussy during coitus... yet?), just like, in life. As in, "Come on, you pussy," or "Don't be a fucking pussy!" It's hilarious to me, and for reasons I don't (or don't… Read more
Sometimes I wear shorts and sometimes I do not wear shorts. In either instance I generally feel pretty okay about my life choices. Read more
Pretty much. Read more
Aww, their morning shows are just like our morning shows. Read more
On an SNL Halloween special a million years ago, Wayne's World did a top five list of the worst things to receive while trick or treating. Mung was number one. Read more
At least we all agree on poker. Read more
A+ racism. That shit is pure, uncut. The good stuff. Read more