Brent Rose's discussions

Dude’s eyes are so close together he sees in mono. Read more

Why am I zero-percent surprised?

I, too, once reported a car stolen which I had, in fact, simply parked one block over from where I thought I’d left it. I, too, am a dumbass. That said, the most baffling part of this story to me is how nobody at the garage noticed a Passat that never, ever moved for TWENTY FUCKING YEARS. Not the garage owner? None of… Read more

Goes to show just what a nightmare human Jones is if Goodell is coming off as the good guy here. Read more

“...breaking two bones in Nikola Mirotic’s face with a punch in a practice fight.” Read more

Jerry Jones is Nosferatu. We all realize that, right?

“I immediately noticed a strong odor of intoxicating liquor emanating from his breath...” Read more

As a Clippers fan I am really enjoying the way Griffin is playing and will continue enjoying it until his season-ending injury in a few games. Read more

Generally this article is dead-on. The only thing I’d say in defense of spot-training your abs is that if you’re able to add muscle mass to your abs (i.e. make the muscles bigger) then they may be more visible through the aforementioned layer of fat. But no, they will not magically burn off the fat, unfortunately.… Read more

Weird. I have the same useless skill. I wouldn’t try apples, though. I chipped a tooth on a cold Jujyfruit once. Read more

This is fantastic. Read more

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week. Deserves to have way more love. Read more

As long as they’re not moving to fucking Freemont (or anywhere outside of Oakland) I’m fine with pretty much whatever. Read more

This is a sincere question and maybe there’s an answer I’m not seeing, but Jones knows he’s going to be tested, right? I mean, I know he’s not exactly a Neil deGrasse Tyson or anything, but what the hell does he think is going to happen? How does he think he’s going to get away with it? It baffles me. Read more

This is the happiest thing on the internet today. I needed that. Read more

140 kWh only gets you 100 miles? What’s the word I’m looking for here? Terrible? Yes, that’s terrible. Read more

You win the internet today. Read more

Personally, I’m devastated over this result. I was really rooting for a meteor strike. Read more

Listen, for music, I’ll choose Kanye over Taylor every day of the week and twice on Sunday. I am in no way, shape, or form a Taylor Swift apologist. But the whole Donda West anniversary death thing seems like kiiiiind of a stretch? I mean, if she did that, then that is some cold-blooded shit, no question. This just… Read more

Second degree? The bullshit just keep on coming... Read more