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I want to start a cult. In this cult, we would drink until we couldn't see straight, smoke until our lungs turned…

Captain's log, star date 9550.4: 10 Star Wars games appear to be available as a bundle on Steam for $50 (which is…

It's going to get cold soon. I know you don't think that now. I know you beautiful people in California don't ever…

When I pick up a tablet, I feel like I'm holding the future in my hands. Then I begin to wonder if the technology…

If I'm to be honest with myself, I spent the majority of my youth preoccupied by two concepts. A) Girls, and B) How…

I wanted to beat 4 games this year. It was one of my New Years Resolutions—on a tangent, my friends say that those…

I'm shutting off my power. Not because I'm environmentally conscious, but because I'm opposed to the dollar amount…

I don't remember the last time I ate Jell-O, just to eat Jell-O. Who does that anymore? Wait. Why don't I do that…

If I learned anything from my Philosophy 101 class, it's that the concepts of right and wrong are TOTALLY relative…

How in the hell did Donkey Kong get his name? Was he named after a Donkey who helped fight off hoards of King…

I could go on and on about the relative merits of owning a $1 LED headlamp that normally costs $20. But I feel like…

Oh hey, fun party, right? Yeah, me too. Jane? No I'm not friends with Jane. Which one is she, the lazy eye? No,…

Holy shit! The house is collapsing! The entire house is falling apart! Laura—Laura, can you hear me? The roof is…

After I moved out not too long ago, my family found themselves in need of a new computer. Obviously, they have a…

Black and white TVs begat Color TVs begat big screen TVs begat HDTVs begat flat screen TVs begat 1080p HDTVs begat…

Of course you want a home bar. Work gets tough, weather gets crappy, people get annoying. Mustering the energy to go…

That "home video" you recorded on vacation, that "home video" you recorded while bored on a rainy day, that "home…

I hate buttons. I really hate buttons. Hate 'em on my clothes (pro-velcro!). Hate 'em on my phones (touchscreens!).…

ACK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AS*A&D^ASD* AS(D&_ASD*@!_!@HO!@ !@ADJWUIO)(*EYQ%@NBQ*@&$!_@% &%WEBNWQE. That's the sound of…

When I was in college—college, my god, did that really happen? like really truly, with the shots and the khakis and…