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You're tech savvy. I'm tech savvy. We're all tech savvy. So why do we still try to fix technology unsavvily? Just…

You love your phone. You love the look of it, the feel of it, the way it gently caresses your thigh as you walk down…

High five: You got your shiny new iPad. Look at that display! Switch some browser tabs and feel the power of that…

People are always stealing my flash drives in the office. Maybe I shouldn't leave them out, but whatever, I forget.…

Beef jerky is really easy to make at home, especially if you have a dehydrator or, if you're less hard-core, an…

Cable is the worst, and these days there are plenty of compelling reasons to cut the cable not the least of which is…

Bluetooth in a car used to be a joke to me. It was a meaningless bell and/or whistle. Now, it's practically the only…

Michel Foucault believed that those under constant surveillance were more likely to fall in line with the laws of…

You've been humiliated for the last time. Tonight at your little county's county fair your sweet lady wanted you to…

My skin is really itchy, and I know it is not an STD because I am pretty lactose intolerant. Maybe it's all this…

Today marks the 100th anniversary of the first Oreo cookie rolling off the factory line. And while March 6th, 1912…

At midnight tonight, Mass Effect 3 will be out and the entirety of your social life is going to get sucked down a…

Hey, mom? I need to talk to you for a minute. Well, it's my computer, sort of. No no, I know you're the wrong person…

These animal print knives are so awful I love them. The blade has a print! What kind of sick and twisted person…

Marijuana. LSD. Shrooms. PCP. Ketamine. MDMA. DMT. Salvia. Ayahuasca. Hashish. I can assure you none of those have…

I wish there was a way to take pictures of your food without having to actually take pictures of your food. It's so…

So I was watching the Oscars yesterday. Well, not really. I was finished watching the NBA All Star Game and I…

I was mocked for loving the original Deus Ex. Maybe it was the way I pronounced the title of the game ("Doo Sex. I…

Why is this still itching? God, it burns, but the itching is the worst. I want to scratch it but I don't want to…

Oh man check out this totally awesome and rare 45 I got off eBay. Everyone thought the song was lost forever. But…