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I'm not much of a TV junkie, though I do love my Monday through Thursday nights with Jon Stewart. But I do stream…

In January of 1977, America was introduced to a body builder. Not just any muscle man. This guy was huuuge. And…

Oh Christ, not again. The bears are back. The bears are back and I'm trapped in this truck, saving my 45 minute…

There was once an old country song… I forget most of the words, but it went a little something like this.

Once upon a time, I was working on my great American novel. It was a coming-of-age tale that involved elements of…

The year is 2011. You walk into a coffee shop. The man/woman/boy/girl of your dreams is sitting at a seat in the…

When I was 12, the most foul, vile things would come out of my mouth. I'm talking stuff that would make a sociopath…

You know what I'm going to miss most about the Space Shuttles? Their names. Columbia. Challenger. Discovery.…

Dude! What's up with your mouse? Wait, what are you doing? Why is it turning into a motorcycle!?

If there's one thing America's perfected, it's the art of blowing shit up. France may have its gorgeous boulevards…

I never learned how to play guitar. Whenever I'd pick one up, I'd awkwardly pluck at strings and cause the ears of…

Do you know anyone who owns an iPhone and an iPod Touch? Were they rich as hell? No, seriously, did you ever ask…

Ah, childhood nostalgia. It's great, right? Especially when you have a love for that semi-obscure cartoon that only…