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No one tipped that kick, Parkey stepped in too close with his plant foot which caused him to swipe across with his kicking leg instead of following straight through towards his target. Read more

But the Russians will only be non-stop running in their own defensive third. That’d be like watching a really coked up person do their taxes. Read more

I’m heartbroken, too. Read more

One morning, shortly after I had been hired full time, one of our editorial fellows, Dan, sent an email to Tommy and me, explaining that he would be a little bate late getting into work because he’d been mugged the night before, and was still sort of getting himself together. Tommy emailed him back, telling him to… Read more

Fuck that bullshit. If it was up to me, it would be an automatic yellow MINIMUm if your cleats ever went airborne on another player. Studs up and above the knee: straight red. Shit like that and De Jong’s chest kick in the 201o WC Final: automatic red and a multi game suspension. Read more

Yes, you heard that right: that 1977 Lamborghini Countach with the beautiful Gandini design and the gorgeous unspoiled wedge shape – the car you drive 350 miles per year, only on sunny Sunday mornings while the dew is still on all the leaves, and your neighbors are still asleep, and people on the 405 are just climbing… Read more

People ask this here a lot. The short answer is that almost all gambling coverage is bullshit. It’s written by people who do not gamble for a living, handing out advice that sounds actionable, but is really just funneling business to bookies in the hands of readers who will not use it to gain a sustainable edge. The… Read more

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I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus. Read more

Every time we ever post a dunk highlight, there's always some highlight truther who tries to say that it's not a reeeeal dunk because the guy doesn't grab the rim the right way or some dumb shit. I figured I'd get it out of the way, here. Read more

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit Read more

I don't care who they market games to; what I do care about is someone calling me a 'child' for enjoying some boobs. Read more

No, because I've used both and Bose are WAY better than Beats. Read more

What's odd it that it's not like prostration is a foreign concept to Christians either. What exactly did the official(s) think he was doing? Read more

Best. Headline. Ever. Read more