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Sam Biddle
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Senior Writer at Gawker. Read more at my website.

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This Dave McClure is a real cheapskate. Won't even give these Incest Brits money to have sex in The Valley. Read more

So far this show about Silicon Valley startups has only showed one startup talking about their startup and it's a "scale that predicts when you will die" Read more

I will say, Color got $40 million in venture funding and is far more stupid than Ignite. Read more

There are only six minutes left in this show, and so many unsettled questions: how did the toga party end? Where is Sarah's makeup? Are the sex twins having sex right now? Is that a real Lumia? Will Ignite get half a million dollars to weigh you in real time? Read more

The VC offended the Sex Twin Househusbands and now they're embarrassed about their startup app. This kind of thing happens all the time in the Tech World. Read more

There's a diagram in their slideshow with I think 50 iPhones at once, connected by arrows. Read more

Ignite's startup logo is pretty sweet, a blue flame, it's ingiting Read more

Bravo isn't paying this man enough to keep a straight face. Read more

The Sex Twins are at the VC's office and he's laughing in their faces. Read more

According to Wikipedia, this Dave McClure venture capitalist has invested in "Markerly, myGengo, Artsicle, Visual.ly, E la Carte, and Udemy," so he has a proven record of investing in stupid shit nobody uses and will fit this show perfectly. Read more

They're having sex and nobody is stopping it. Read more

The twins are now actually having sex, in a venture capital office. It's happening. Actual sex. Read more

This startup can PREDICT WHEN YOU DIE and it's made by TWINS WHO HAVE SEX. BOY AND GIRL TWINS. Read more

OK Ignite sounds pretty fucking cool, why hasn't Gizmodo posted about this. Read more

If you want the economy to recover, watch this episode in full and you will be praying for the downfall of The West Read more

"Are you bloody ready?" - Tech Incest Twin yelling wearing Tetris leggings Read more

I don't think this is this guy's first pitch (sex with his sister) Read more

Here's a blurry photo of the incest photo I took on my iPhone App

Here is Real House Startup of Silicon Atlanta star Sarah Austin covering the iPhone launch for Gizmodo. We are on the wrong side of history.

The show is back, and the twins are recording themselves on an iPhone, trying not to kiss. Read more