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she head too big for she gotdamn Barney Read more

Aw thanks :) Read more

J.Lo: Are u Ellie?
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This is tasteless and I don’t care for it. My infant daughters saw that image and now they’re all screaming in unison. Thanks, Deadspin. Read more

All 12 slices of this cake I just ate were bad, so I may not be so eager for a second cake. This is like every Fallout 4 complaint ever. Read more

this breaks my heart Read more

While the perspective change would be welcoming to long time Fallout fans, it wouldn’t save the game from its core gameplay shortcomings and mediocrity. Read more

If you want my personal favorites, I’m more than happy to supply: J.Crew factory has some stellar deals (re: holiday gifts), while Reformation is my favorite store on the fucking Internet. If you like the whole 70s trend, you should mess with that. The designer section is really, really quite pricey, as is the denim… Read more

If you want my personal favorites, I’m more than happy to supply: J.Crew factory has some stellar deals (re: holiday…

Most embarrassing time I burst into tears: that one time I had a breakdown at the top of the leaning tower of Pisa, and instead of being helpful my family decided to laugh take pictures of me with the highly uncomfortable tour guide.

Tbh Kyle I didn’t know you were still at Deadspin. Good work, man. Read more

I bought one of the featured IR gun thermometer about a year ago with the idea of just using it to screw around (Hey, man 8 bucks!). But if you do any cooking at all you’ll probably use this thing every day. I have a crappy coil stove with really inconsistent temperature from time to time and coil to coil (the oven,… Read more

I bought one of the featured IR gun thermometer about a year ago with the idea of just using it to screw around…

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.
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I agree. Outrageous and disgusting. Shame on Jezebell. Read more

Are you fucking kidding me? Bella Thorne? After all the posts Jezebel has made regarding whitewashing in Hollywood (several of which are listed at the bottom of this very post), you seriously think that Bella Fucking Thorne is the right person to play a Middle Eastern princess? Were you just not willing to actually… Read more

IRREGAAAAHHDLESS!! YANKEES SAWK AND YOO SAWK!!
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If you don’t want them, don’t buy them. I wouldn’t personally buy a pair, but they’re popular for a reason, and if people want them, I want to help them save some money. Read more

If you don’t want them, don’t buy them. I wouldn’t personally buy a pair, but they’re popular for a reason, and if…