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Sam Biddle
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Senior Writer at Gawker. Read more at my website.

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At Nick Denton's wedding, one of the few images I remember vividly is Craggs grinding with his girlfriend up against a mirrored wall, completely shithoused, looking at himself in the mirror (tuxedo-clad, flawless, primal, sweaty) before looking down at her. Up and down, up and down, gyrating, shallow thrusts. Read more

Even we need a break sometimes. Read more

Even we need a break sometimes.

Wait what ? theres music? 30 hours in and i just assumed they went for ambience and said no to music.. Read more

ive lost track how many times ive watched this Read more

"We had two bags of gysahl greens, seventy-five pieces of phoenix down, five hi-powered elixirs, a saltshaker half-full of smelling salts, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored hypers, tranquilizers, eye drops, echo screens... Also, a quart of remedy, a quart of holy water, a case of potions, a pint of raw ether, and

Nope! I'm making a "Peter Dinklage's acting in Destiny is terrible" joke. Read more

Destiny is an amazing game that is completely missing a plot and the ability to communicate with other players. For a quasi-RPG that is bizarre. It feels like Bungie didn't have enough time to do everything they wanted. Read more

"Shorts aren't cool. You know what's cool? A top so low-cut that if I sneeze my titty will fall out." - Greg Howard Read more

"Imagine Miami Vice, only..... Gaithersburg, MD? And dumb in every way." Read more

I wasn't going to post this, but Greg apparently creepshotted me and in general has organized his thoughts and arguments exactly like a middle school bully. So, the author, in his everyday wardrobe:

Losing races to coworkers outside of your office is very, very cool. Read more

You say "I am cool" so many times, it's almost like you're trying to convince yourself. Read more

don't know who decided deadspin dot com was the depository for bestiality posts, but thank you. Read more

I had assumed the man was fucking the snake's mouth and gullet. I now know this to not be the case. Read more

And what's this horseshit about this being an exclusively father son ritual? My 3-year daughter old sits on the garage floor and watches me work on my car all the time. Granted, she's usually calling me Prince Hans and filling me full of imaginary arrows from her official Brave archery set, but still. By the time Read more