Whitney Kimball's saved articles

How great would it be if the first letter of each paragraph spelled out F-U-C-K-Y-O-U?

When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the… Read more

Did anybody actually watch the video of that insane clusterfuck in the Oval Office? The one where some chanting preacher was dramatically invoking Jesus’ name and thanking God for Trump and Pence and for giving the President the wisdom to call for a national day of prayer, and a woman appeared to be weeping,… Read more

Oh dang, yeah. He does surpass me. Read more

oui.

To be fair, $8,599 of that makeup budget was for the mimes. Read more

I’m almost 40, and I’ve dated, had serious relationships, and am married. I’ve noticed a recurring trend with all men: they can be such assholes to the nth degree, but the minute you change your normal approach to them, they get defensive and/or clingy but not too apologetic. Read more

Doing something different tonight for the mental health/self care thread in light of certain events today:

With manatees there are no overlords. There are only friends and boat propellers. Read more

I, for one, welcome our manatee overlords. Sooner the better.
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6.5 years doesn’t seem long enough for this shit if you ask me. Read more

As a guy, even I can confirm my inner vagina did just that. Read more

Anybody else just feel their vagina slam shut? Read more

It’s almost like looking good in a cocktail dress and channeling righteous indignation are not all it takes to have a handle on the issues. Read more