Names have been withheld to protect the innocent
Gizmodo: So, what are you here to buy?
Lady 1: iPad
Gizmodo: iPad 4 or iPad mini?
Lady 1: Both!
Gizmodo: Which one's for you?
Lady 1: I like the mini.
Gizmodo: So you're going to keep the mini?
Lady 1: 16 gigabytes
Lady 2: Something in Chinese.
Lady 1: [nods] 16 gigabytes. White one.
Gizmodo: They're already out of the white.
Lady 1: I buy whatever they have.
Gizmodo: What about your friend? [to friend] Are you getting an iPad?
Lady 2: Two iPads.
Gizmodo: Which one, the mini or the 4?
Lady 2: Both mini! iPad 4 is stupid. Nobody wants, no money. [editor's note: clearly a Gizmodo reader. Also, she was like yelling.]
Gizmodo: So you're selling the iPads?
Lady 2: No, for my daughter. [Looks at Man]
Man: [nods]
Gizmodo: You're giving two iPads to your daughter?
Lady 2: In Chinatown I pay $3 to charge my cellphone.
Gizmodo: Really? That's fucked up.
Lady 2: [to man] Something in Chinese
Man: [nods]
Lady 2: He pay $15 on Tuesday. hahahahahahahahaha!
Gizmodo: hahaha you got ripped off
Man: [shrugs]
Gizmodo: So you're giving both iPads to your daughter?
Lady 2: Two daughters. One five, one eight.
Gizmodo: And you're giving them both iPads? You're the best mom ever.
Lady 2: [To Lady 1] Something in Chinese
Lady 1: Her daughter already has iPhone 4S.
Lady 2: [pulls out white iPhone 4S] hahahahahahaha How many [iPad buying] tickets you have?
Gizmodo: Just one.
Lady 2: Too bad, make money.
Gizmodo: Who do I sell my iPad to?
Lady 1: 16 gigabytes