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Do you guys remember the all male R&B group All 4 One? In 1994, they burst onto the scene with their hit single "I…

When we were growing up, my brother's tried-and-true Tecmo Bowl method involved kicking my controler plug from the…

There are a lot of things I can't believe I haven't done in my life yet. Like skydiving, mushrooms, windsurfing,…

People are always talking about how they're green with envy. Except when I look at them, they're never green. And…

I don't consider myself a big gamer but I'm quite opinionated about controllers. Like, I think the PS3 controller…

I'm in this awkward phase of my life where I'm starting to wear the same stuff over and over again. All day,…

I like getting things for "free." That's why I walk into the grocery store in search of a cool, refreshing soda and…

When I was a punk teenager hanging out at the mall like punk teenagers tend to do, I always wondered if someone gave…

I just used a screen cleaner on my laptop and oh sweet rainbows and bikini bottomed beaches, it's like I got a new…

Do you know how you know you're in a hotel room that desperately needs updating? When the TVs are still the dusty…

Thank god summer's here—and a long weekend to boot. I'm going to get out and get some sun, maybe some visit with…

You'll never be Napoleon. You'll never rule a country. You'll never be able to order your subjects to build giant…

I never got the chance to watch Spy Kids 3D: Game Over when it came out in the theaters, and that decision has…

X. The Unknown. Secrets. Conspiracies. Lies. I hate lies. And you know who lies all the time? The government. I bet…

One time I referred to Lego as Legos in front of Jesus, and holy mother god, was that a mistake. Jesus, whose love…

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a cannibal. I'm not necessarily opposed to the act of eating human…

I don't know why I put up with just staring at a 13" laptop screen all day. Like dude, come on, treat your eyes…

I've always wondered if I moved into a new apartment what 'thing' I would need first. I'm going to assume that…

Boba Fett got a raw deal in the Star Wars trilogy. Where were his speaking parts? What is he, a Nintendo character?…

If you're a gamer like me, you've got way more computer games than you know what to do with. Sometimes I just sit at…