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One monitor is boring. You can only look at one thing! Like, a single YouTube video. And what fun is that? Imagine…

Summer is coming. Your days of hiding underneath sweatshirts and jackets are over. Crocs and pit-stained undershirts…

Nobody wants to date anyone who doesn't have a TV. "Oh, look at me, check it out, I don't own a TV, I'm a rebel."…

I love DC Comics more than anyone in the world. I mean, I'm OBSESSED. How can anyone not love the X-Men and their…

Do you trust your hard drive? Yes? Well you're a sucker. Your hard drive is out to get you. Yeah, it acts…

I was an English major in college. I'm sure you've run into a few of us jangling nickels around in tin cups as we…

Sometimes I hear people say things like "the future is now," and I wonder what hallucenogens they're on. Because all…

There are so many things you can store on your computer. Pictures of bees, pictures of bats, pictures of trees,…

Here is the history of the world: in 300 BC, the Roman Empire was founded. Julius Caesar attacked the barbarians,…

I love the Internet. Hell, I'm lost without it. And between me and every Internet interaction is my trusty router.…

It's Memorial Day weekend! Hot dogs! Kissing! Kiddie pools! Drunken threats! Grilled steaks! Laughs! Hugs! Ominous…

After a long day at the office, there's nothing like going home and (virtually!) killing a slew of aliens, nazis,…

I spend a lot of my free time wondering what I would do if Antiques Road Show came to my town. It's a tricky one,…

LADY GAGA IS DESTROYING AMAZON RIGHT NOW. I REPEAT, LADY GAGA IS DESTROYING AMAZON RIGHT NOW. What did they do to…

The Rapture is nigh, my friends. I was gonna declare that buying anything on today's deals list is futile, because…

I have this cable provider that is pretty much never good and always bad. Not gonna name any names! But I hate it. I…

One of things that just grinds my gears is the people who say that things grind their gears. Why can't they just say…

The best part about online gaming is the people. Everyone you meet is friendly, mature, and highly likable. They…

There's a story almost as old as mankind itself. The tale of heroes—some who grasp glory, some felled by infighting,…

Sometimes there's just nothing like violence. Pure violence. Fireballs, flailing bodies, ruptured gas tanks,…